A Few Of FR's Finest....Every Day....02-03-03 Homeschool Mama...the Exclusive Interview

dansangel; Billie

[Brad’s Gramma]

She's not what she appears to be.

Trust me.

Oh.

Trust me.

(heeheeeeeeeeeeee)

[ST.LOUIE1]

OH MY GOSH!!!!
You are GOOOOOOOD!!!!

LOL Why, thank you, BG.

I could make something for you, if you'd like. : )

[JustAmy]

Jack and his Buddy

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"

"Yes, I do." "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?" "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did." "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. "Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

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Good Afternoon Lady, Nan, Silly Shelly and Silly Sally!!
Don't tell Amy, but I just adore you four ladies!!

[FreeTheHostages]

And I thought only FTH was lacking in hostess etiquette. :-)

Congratulations, dansangel, on your safe landing on the Planet Thin Man, where Up is Down, Black is White, Thin Man is Nice and You are Mean. :)

[ST.LOUIE1]

Smoooooch!
There, now you won't even notice those who have been mean to you. : )

Mean? Wha...? Where am I?....Who am I?
I think I'm going into a *swoon*...wow! :-)

Oh geez! I may have over done it.

Nah......

(((((((((dansy))))))))))...Smooooch!!!!

[dansangel]

Congratulations, dansangel, on your safe landing on the Planet Thin Man, where Up is Down, Black is White, Thin Man is Nice and You are Mean. :)

I *knew* you would 'splain it to me! :-)

[FreeTheHostages]

Louie's "quangling?" Oh, Homeschool, you should be honored! He only quangles for the ones he really likes.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Can you make a banner with a middle age woman in it? And send it to psychogirl???????

I didn't say that, of course, and will deny it if you accuse me of such.

[dansangel]

Oh geez! I may have over done it.

Nah......

(((((((((dansy))))))))))...Smooooch!!!!

Ooooohhh, my word! Call the paramedics!!! LOL!!!

{{{{{{{{{{Louie-Wolfie-Man}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

The sweetest fuzzy brothah on da planet! :-)

[FreeTheHostages]

I have the same calendar, F! Kindred spirits...:o)

Actually, DaisyScarlett showed me where to get the gifs from the calendar. I'd be honored to be a kindred spirit, but she's in the mix there somewhere too.

A while back Billie used the word "fun" and I smiled broadly in agreement (I just tell you in case you didn't see it, I think we all did smile in fact): it's been an absolutely FUN toasting to your conservative values.

Here's a joke for you from CPAC: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? We don't know, it hasn't been tried.

[dansangel]

{{{{{{{{{Libertina}}}}}}}}}}}}

Are you home safe and sound from CPAC-world?

I am so jealous.....maybe next time w-o-r-k won't get in the way!

[FreeTheHostages]

P.S. I never said I had hostess etiquette, though. I have no idea where he got that concept from. Certainly nothing I've said or done. I'm one of those "oh-goodness-no-is-everyone-wearing-their-seatbelts?" kinda hostesses.

[ST.LOUIE1]

The Thin Man is one of them! He's being mean! :-)

What? I thought I was on my very best behavior. Don't listen to her Louie.
Remember, this is coming from a person who just agreed to a "quangle" (whatever that is) with homeschool mama at a time we should honoring her.
A sign of ill-temperedness, I'd say. :-)

You're on your own here, T-Man. LOL

And I thought only FTH was lacking in hostess etiquette. :-)

LOL!

Oooops, that kinda sounded like I agreed. : )

[ST.LOUIE1]

And I thought only FTH was lacking in hostess etiquette. :-)

I've been brainwashed....er, uh, I've *learned* from the very best!

Uh-oh! T-Man, you've started another catfight! Remember when dutchess called dansy 'old'? LOL

Should be fun!

[g'nad]

Hey darlin, just stopped by to say hello... had two briefs this afternoon, and lunch was runnin' till I puked... ;o) I'm ready to get home aand face my two homeschooled wonders..

Homeschool Mama, spoken to you before on homeschool threads... keep up the good work...yer a beautiful lady with a beautiful family... God bless yuh...

[ST.LOUIE1]

Sorry, I have but one Queen....
her name is.........Billie. : )

Awww, you need a BIG hug for that, don't you? ;) Big colorful one....
(((((((((((((((LOUIEWOLF))))))))))))))))

WooHooooo! Felt that one down to my toes! : )

[ST.LOUIE1]

Hi, Ms.Tina! Nice to see you. : )

[Billie]

...... had two briefs this afternoon, and lunch was runnin' till I puked...

Hi, 'nad - very glad to see you again today. Do miss our Finest Family when they're absent too long! How far did you have to RUN, for goodness sakes?! Take good care!

[ST.LOUIE1]

Trust me.
(heeheeeeeeeeeeee)

I don't know you well enough to trust you....tell me. LOL

[Fidgit]

Nice to meet you HSM. Who is the guy in those pictures?