I wish I would have had a camera to capture the look of disappointment on his face when he got to the window and saw a blonde woman in a business suit with an SUV full of salesman's sample boards.
I could barely stop laughing between that, and the fact that his poor dog was wearing one of those "lampshade" things around its head because of an injured foot!
I got a warning ticket and, OF COURSE, have never traveled 2 MPH over the speed limit since.