Armed with calculators, papers, forms and instructions, some of these puppies are going to be filling out, crossing out, and cursing out everything and everyone as they complete tax form upon tax form---their noses nostril deep in the poop. The remaining puppies will send their taxes out to a preparer and smugly congratulate themselves on not dirtying their noses at all, forgetting that paying to have their taxes prepared is still getting a snout full.
In either case, it will never occur to the vast majority of them that their anguish or cost could be entirely alleviated if they did not reflexively reject tax simplification in the form of a flat tax. Or did I miss President Steve Forbes' inauguration? It will not occur to them that they owe less due to tax cuts than they have in the past. In fact, some will complain that they are not getting as much back as they did, proof to them how the system is really screwed up. (These are the same people who believe they "made out great" when getting back more of their own money.) And worst of all, they will shrug when it's over and say, "What can you do, that's the way the system is?"
At least a puppy makes the connection between the nose surf through the poop he just endured and how it got there. We cannot say the same about the majority of taxpaying puppies.
As to the rest of your post ... I concure. :-)