[theFIRMbss]

>Clerk: "I forgot to call the cops. Someone came through my checkstand with a coupon I've never seen before, and I got all distracted and stuff." Yeah, right.

This is completely
believable. Have you shopped
at convenience stores?

Have you ever talked
to the clerks in those places?
Some are very nice,

but most are geckos
in jeans and tee shirts. A new
coupon would blitz them...

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

She's a grocery checker, not a convenience store checker...one would assume she'd have a little more on the ball - you know, say, like an iguana.