The GOP should start an under the radar campaign stating that they have intelligence data suggesting that as many as 40,000 young girls in Iraq are in desperate need of an abortion NOW and that if we don't do something to remove Saddam they're going to have to actually GIVE BIRTH!!!!!
As for the Gays, we should start a whisper campaign that there are literally thousands of sleek, well-muscled, hairless Iraqi gay gods just waiting to be liberated so that they can come to San Francisco and thank their suave, tantalizing gay brothers in the best way they know how,...but hells-bells, how can they get there if America is just going to sit idly by and stagnate under the oppressive weight of the French/German/Democrat pacifists????