[SerpentDove]

How many times has pelosi's face been peeled? She looked like a rubber monkey. Or Michael Jackson.

[cubreporter]

I know. Looks fake, huh? Waxy and waaaaay too shiny like a polished piece of waxed fruit. The eyes always change somehow after "alterations." I'll keep what I have. It may not be pulled and stretched to look YOUNG but it's mine, all mine and I am happy with myself. Her face will fall one day just like all the rest.