[Drango]

Q. Why did they ban fireworks at Euro-Disney?

A. 'Cause evertime they went off, the French would try and surrender.

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The french government fell today when Chirac surrendered to a tourist couple from Dusseldorf.

Why are the roads in Paris lined with trees?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade.

And to quote Al Bundy: "It is good to hate the french"