[Lee Heggy]

Ok. I have to add a bit to this.


Sarandon is swine. Sarandon is a vulgar little worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet she couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. Sarandon is a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a pig's ass than be seen with her.

Sarandon is a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. Susan, you are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

CIW, you are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired her and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as her. She is a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of her. She has all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid her. She are vile, worthless, less than nothing. She is a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention she smells?

Susan is a snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick her up, drive its beak into her brain, and upon finding it rancid set her loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of her ignoble blood. May she choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of her own trite, foolish beliefs.

Susan is weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. She is grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. She is foul and disgusting. She's a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on her. Even sheep won't have sex with her. She is unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do she expect her delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to do with ANYTHING? What fantasy does she hold that she would believe that her tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

She is a waste of flesh. She has no rhythm. She is ridiculous and obnoxious. She is the moral equivalent of a leech. She is a living emptiness, a meaningless void. She is sour and senile. She is a disease, a puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, meatslapper.

On a good day, Susan is a half-wit. She is deficient in all that lends character. She has the personality of wallpaper. She is dank and filthy. She is asinine and benighted. She is the source of all unpleasantness. She spreaded misery and sorrow wherever you go.

She is a smarmy lagerlout git. A bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. A grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. A clouted boggish foot-licking twit. A dankish clack-dish plonker. A gormless crook-pated tosser. A churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. A cockered bum-bailey poofter. A craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. A gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. A dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

She a fiend and a coward, and you has bad breath. She is degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are, Susan. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.

Whew! Glad I got that off my chest! Hope I didn't offend...

[Geezerette]

You don't like her either, do you?!!

;-)

g

[Happy2BMe]

"Sarandon is a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. Susan, you are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon."

Take out the name "Sarandon" and replace it with "Hollywood" - it matches perfectly.

[Caliban]

To see it in it's original form... http://members.voidnet.com/lotek/newjohn.html

[T'wit]

>> She is a smarmy lagerlout git. A bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. A grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. A clouted boggish foot-licking twit. A dankish clack-dish plonker. A gormless crook-pated tosser. A churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. A cockered bum-bailey poofter. A craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. A gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. A dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You're talking my language :-)

[from occupied ga]

Sarandon is swine

Yes, all true if somewhat understated, and at that she's 1000 times smarter and 1000 times better looking than Barbra Streisand.

[RightField]

#37
Aw come on ....... tell us how you REALLY feel!!

tehe

[finnman69]

LOL why don't you tell us how you really feel about her. Don't hold back!

[oline]

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[Rocky]

So, am I to assume that you do not believe that she possesses a large portion of intelligence?

You made me laugh so hard that I ache.