[Nonstatist]

The notion that I ought to subidize personal irresponsibility

Lighten up. I doubt he's proposing you leave her a large tip if she poured coffee down your shorts. But if she did alright , then give her a break. Maybe she'll give the kid up for adoption, or better yet, the kid'll grow up to change the sheets in your old-age nursing home, so you can get some rest.

[OrthodoxPresbyterian]

That was a great comeback, but it shoulda been addressed to "steve-b".

B-Chan just quoted steve's post... and told him that he should consider switching to Decaf.