Women Arrested for Public Sex Acts in Madison, Wis. Storefront Window

The Smoking Gun ^ | 25-Jan-2003

[Fitzcarraldo]

Meet Amy Williams, 23, and Meagan Kleinhenz, 22. The gals were popped Saturday (1/25) by Madison, Wisconsin police and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior. But we're gonna let the local cops explain exactly what happened, according to a media release: "As officers were on foot patrol in the 500 block of State St., they observed a large crowd in front of Nogginz. As officers walked closer they saw two females who were directly in front of the clear storefront window, with the lights on, engaging in sexual acts for display. Apparently Williams was not wearing any clothing, except for her pants which were around her ankles. As the officers confronted the two individuals the crowd outside began to "boo" the officers. Williams and Kleinheinz tried to explain to the officers they were doing nothing wrong. Their inappropriate store front window behavior cost them a night in jail."

[wimpycat]

You know, what's funny is that every last one of you guys admits that they are complete skanks, but if you had been just walking along the street, minding your own business, you know, and come across THAT in a store window, you would have stopped and looked right along with the rest of them....and probably boooed when the cops came by to break up the party, too.

[Xenalyte]

'Cause I'm mean as hell, and you KNOW where I got that from!

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

LOL - something tells me you're right, wimpy. : )

[sticker]

How long before both of them are on late night TV.

[ewing]

Meagan might actually enjoy jail..

[DAnconia55]

Man, you guys are either tremendous drinkers or very hard to satisfy.

My vision isn't going to be anywhere near blurry enough at 4 beers...

[clintonh8r]

Amy...maybe after a few drinks.

Meagan...no way.

[wimpycat]

LOL! When men say it isn't hard to figure them out, I believe them, because experience has proved them right, LOL!

[ewing]

Is this what happens in the infamous '5th Quarter?'

I say we start a new tradition!

[Wondervixen]

>>Ah, the Clinton defense again.

No, just a pair of Clintonesque JURORS in the court of pubic...uh, er...public opinion.

[joesnuffy]

Madison isnt really wisconsin...its a sump hole for the liberal and persverse of the nation

Real Wisconsites (north of Hwy 21 west of Hwy51) go to "Fleet Farm" as 'Farm n Fleet" is (generally) a "southern" wisconsin business..

There are some isolated pockets of ™Real "Wisconsites out side these boundaries..
but Madison?....well......its a moral cesspool, a harbor for "Homos, Witches & Junkies"
-oh my

[sonserae]

I lived for 5 1/2 years in Madison, Wisconsin. Believe me, these chicks are pretty compared to the rest of the place. Very ugly people there...

[DAnconia55]

And those teeth! She looks like a werewolf.

Yeah, I know. Chicks with the head full of teeth always look strange to me.

Like they could bite your upper head off.

Reminds one of Susan Ostrich Estrich. Seeing her on TV with the big mouth and head full of teeth... I always get the feeling that one day while in midsentence the top of her head is going to flip off at the jaw hinge....

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Rush Limbaugh said it best, speaking of Chrissie Hynde of the Pretenders...Looking at the one on the left, I think this fits:

"She looks like someone who could give a man 6 or 8 different sexually transmittable diseases...but you wouldn't care."

Rush must be a Chrissie Hynde/Pretenders fan based on your quote and the fact that he has been using the an instrumental track from the Pretenders song "My City was Gone" for years and years as his intro music.

[sweetliberty]

What a pathetic way to get get attention.

[Semaphore Heathcliffe]

If I've at all implied I would have done anything OTHER than stop, gawk, and boo, I humbly apologize.

[DAnconia55]

you would have stopped and looked right along with the rest of them

Yep. I'd have watched. Maybe grabbed a beer, too :)

[biblewonk]

Too accurate :)

LOL

[Hemingway's Ghost]

you would have stopped and looked right along with the rest of them....and probably boooed when the cops came by to break up the party, too.

Abso-flipping-lutely.

[sweetliberty]

"The one on the left looks pretty happy"

The one on the left looks pretty happy stoned.