[Starrgaizr]

Oh, why didn't we think of that! Pay North Korea NOT to distribute nuclear bombs...

"Major Major's father was a sober God-fearing man...his specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any...On long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at he crack of noon everyday just to make certain that the chores would not be done...he invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the country." -- Joseph Heller, Catch 22

[Howlin]

Poor Bill; he's having to sit out the world events today so he's desperately trying to make himself relevant.

And, see, he had to go to EUROPE to find an audience that wants to hear him.

[pepsionice]

EBAY bid on N. Korean Nukes:

The KL-11 model, normally priced at $4 million will be open at bids starting at $2.1 million. All bids must be received by 1 Apr 2003 and paid in full (Master Card, Visa or cashiers check). Hung Way Distribution company will deliver to any customer requiring their services. Call B-R 549 for price bid.