[Poohbah]

Watch what happens if teleportation ever comes true.

"You shouldn't use that big teleportation unit! Small ones conserve gallium arsenide!"

"Bush's War on Terror is all about gallium. The Bush family made its money in gallium, and so did Dick Cheney, and so did Donald Rumsfeld."

[Nick Danger]

Watch what happens if teleportation ever comes true.

Hi! Do you have enough life insurance?

If you think telemarketing is a pain, just wait until you have insurance salesmen materializing in your living room.

And what if there's telespam? "I am Mboogoo Djiaaji of the Nigerian Royal family, and I wish to deposit a billion dollars in your account. Tell me your PIN number."

Scotty, beam me outa here NOW.