[Mudboy Slim]

"Frogs and Krauts dither
Muslims sneak into Paris
Ciao Eiffel Tower"

Es Perfecto, mi amigo...MUD

[MadIvan]

Happygal says we should move into limericks next:

There once was a perv called Ritter
Who flushed his pride down the s***ter
He took out his thing
At Burger King
And the laughter left the man bitter

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Another limerick from Happygal and I:

There once was an Iraqi dictator
who thought he'd disarming till later
But a President called Bush
Shoved his boot up his tush
And where he once was is a crater.

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Slight correction to the last limerick:

There once was an Iraqi dictator
who thought he'd leave disarming till later
But a President called Bush
Shoved his boot up his tush
And where he once was is a crater.

Regards, Ivan