[Mudboy Slim]

"Retry, convict, throw away the key!"

Yep...just to prove "Equal Justice Still Prevails in America!!"

SlixMUDZbi+c#...saysHOO? Says...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"If You Wanna Git Bill Clinton...!!"
(To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven...")

(Mudboy on harp...)

I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news...
I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio...
If you hate the Waco Slaughter...
You gotta help MUD fer a spell!!
If you wanna git Bill Clinton...
We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...

I am...therefore, I FReep!!
Folks, I feel it in my soul...
Won'tcha meet me at the Cap'tol?!
Re-Impeach!! We'll reach our goal!!
If you wanna know a secret...
You got to promise not to tell!!
Right's gonna Re-Impeach Bill Clinton...
We're gonna put Slick in a cell!! HELL YEAH!!!

(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)

I never thought it'd be this easy...
I never thought it'd be this fun...
But we FReeped Truth on Rush Limbaugh...
Now, we got Slick on the run!!
If you fear FReedom's in danger...
You gotta help WHUP RATS' AlphaMale!!
Folks, WE're Gonna Git Bill Clinton...
We'll Dethrone Slick's Soul to HELL!!!

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)

Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
FReepers, gonna git Bill Clinton!!!
Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!!!
Folks, it's SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!!

FReegards, all...MUD

"No man can know what power he can call rightly his unless he presses a little."
Robert Frost, notebook entry, 1913

1 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:11:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim ('Cuz Justice is worth fightin' fer!!)

[FBD]

Hey Mud, I'm interested incoming to the Dee Cee thing, if I can finagle it. Slow time of year for my work...
I just looked at the bottom of my home page at FR, and those darn little smiley face gifs are proliferatin' down there! I'm gonna have to get them spayed or neutered or somethin'...

I might just have to knock 'em off...any idear's?
Wood chipper, chain saw massacre, guillotine, saw blade? So many choices....