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To: conservativemusician
"Willie and the Hand Jive"
(To be sung to Eric Clapner's--aka Clapton's--"Willie and the Hand Jive")

I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie...
Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Media's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!

Slick was a young Ozark A.G....
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"

Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball...
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll resign...
And do that Prison Time.

Hey...hey-ey

Ridicule...Ridicule...RIDICULE!!! This one's gotta FUNKY BEAT...MUD
427 posted on 02/04/2003 1:47:14 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (STOOOOPID Lib'rals, I'm a FReeper and I'm Here To Help!!!........really......I'm serious.)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Heh, heh that first part goes really well, about Hillary!
.....phat lil' chick named Big A$$ed Hill'ry...

Bwahaaha! That's good!

hand jibe...;^D
435 posted on 02/04/2003 10:38:29 PM PST by FBD (spel cheker brok)
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To: Mudboy Slim
"I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie...
Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!"

This one is classic.
447 posted on 02/05/2003 5:52:40 AM PST by conservativemusician
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