LOL! good joke, but I must disappoint you in that I don't eat trashy, alien foods.
It took me fifty years to learn to like beans. Up till then I refused to eat beans even when near starving. It takes awhile to get acclimated to them, but after -- they are very good for the digestion and seem to improve my energy level and sustain. I still don't eat them plain. Always mixed. I changed because my wife persisted on trying to get me to eat them for twenty years.