That's no problem bro, as we think most of you in Florida are moronic jackasses, that made a mockery of the last Presidential elections. So stupid that many could not figure out how, or who to freaking vote for. We got quite a kick out of you folks in florida starring at voter ballots with magnifying glasses for weeks on end....Hehehe
As far as candy a$$es, we are home to the biggest, meanest nastiest, riots, were even the ol brown boot LAPD got their butts kick but good, home to the biggest nastiest bank robberies, home to the highest number of outlawed biker gangs, street gangs etc. and home of the Raiders I might add.
California is also home to the more privately held weapons, than *any* state or any region on earth. My suggestion is to keep your butt parked in sticky, white bread Florida, where the land is flat and safe, and your biggest threat is running into a voting protest or a boat load of Cubans.
See you at the SuperBowl......