[Atlas Sneezed]

I hope thay have back-up generators. If the power went out, the port could get a little hectic.

Pity the poor guy with a steel plate in his head on a cruise ship. He sleeps in, the ship docks, and his head sticks to the hull next to his pillow!

[null and void]

Excellent! Let's mark every ship with a huge magnetic spot, the better to set off magnetic mines...

[TC Rider]

Hey, what about this guy?

Probably not a good candidate for a dockworker.