[JudyB1938]

Maybe it's an Aurignacian's "I come in peace" stance, commemorating a peace treaty.

Left leg doesn't look shorter to me. Looks like the right leg is in front of the body with a bended knee. Matter of perspective.

The "sword" looks more like a spear with a rock head at the bottom to me, due to its being so long. (Look where it extends up to the head). Or it's just a defect in the wood.

What's that thing on the left bicep?

You watch. UFO people will claim it as their own.

[RobRoy]

Hey, somebody finally found my rock! (I lost it at the beach)