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To: chnsmok
Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do?

A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark.

537 posted on 01/22/2003 10:37:39 AM PST by glock rocks (remember - only you can prevent fundraisers. donate early. donate often.)
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To: glock rocks
My favorite:

Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I love you"?
A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Oh, and my goose is becoming jerky as we speak.
539 posted on 01/22/2003 10:44:20 AM PST by chnsmok (A dollar a day keeps you in the fray! Donate!)
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To: glock rocks
You have FRmail.
540 posted on 01/22/2003 10:44:56 AM PST by justshe (If enough of us became MONTHLY DONORS we could eliminate the need for Freepathons!)
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