[PhilDragoo]

In a diplomatic dispatch just handed in before air-time, French Minister d'Surrendeur Jacque le Joque warned UNuchs his nation's surrender to Saddam Hussein yesterday would prohibit its agreeing to a "coalition of the willing".

Late word from high-ranking administration officials assured reporters this would not stop the humanitarian cheese drops to the endangered surrender monkeys.

Meanwhile the finest fighting force on earth continued to converge on Saddam's Weaponsland theme park, though the viagra-chewing bunker rat told AFP reporteurs he has no trouble sleeping.

To err on the side of safety, special operations forces were putting the finishing touch on a six-pack of BLU-113s nicknamed "Saddam's Sominex".

Godspeed Swift Victory and Safe Return

Saddam-free in '03

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Thanks for stopping in each day AND for writing the military.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!!!