[Riley]

He's been reading the 'Evil Overlord' list.
Sounds like a James Bond villain!

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

[gg188]

"You know, I have one simple request...and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Ah, can you please remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here." Dr. Evil, in Austin Powers

[Citizen of the Savage Nation]

It is not simple. Cars wait for him in several places. He tells one driver to wait for him at one gate, but he leaves by another. He instructs another driver to wait for him at another gate, and never shows up. Even after he has left in one car, he will drive in one direction and then he’ll switch vehicles. There have been times when he has switched cars after moving only 10 meters, even when he was accompanied only by members of his closest circle. There is no way to assassinate him. Behind one secret door lie four more secret doors. He’ll say he’s leaving through door number two, but he really exits through door number four. Then he’ll come back in through door number six and leave again through door number one. He uses 15 to 20 different cars to leave the palace.

It's called peace of mind, and it has infinite value. All the palaces and shark tanks in the world don't make up for it.

[theFIRMbss]

>Saddam’s Shark Pool, Described by Former Bodyguard

Yes, but do his sharks
have frickin laser beams on
top their fricken heads?!

[gitmo]

It is not simple. Cars wait for him in several places. He tells one driver to wait for him at one gate, but he leaves by another. He instructs another driver to wait for him at another gate, and never shows up. Even after he has left in one car, he will drive in one direction and then he’ll switch vehicles. There have been times when he has switched cars after moving only 10 meters, even when he was accompanied only by members of his closest circle. There is no way to assassinate him. Behind one secret door lie four more secret doors. He’ll say he’s leaving through door number two, but he really exits through door number four. Then he’ll come back in through door number six and leave again through door number one. He uses 15 to 20 different cars to leave the palace.

Sounds like special ops could snatch the guy and nobody would know it for a long time.

[demlosers]

Uday was hit by 60 bullets in an assassination attempt but lived.

What is the world record for being riddled and lived...61?

[Tennessee_Bob]

There are small cameras everywhere

Now we know who their biggest customer is...

[gd124]

If it comes from DEBKA, it must be true! ;)