To: jellybean; christie; nutmeg
Ole Crusty intrigues us
black pantsuits do hide
many bulges and ripples that fester inside
beneath those dank trousers
of cavernous size
are dimples of cellulite
upon massive thighs
We cannot but marvel
no matter how hard
this wretch can accumulate
all that gross lard
She eats double portions
The waitress she stiffs
Her breakfasts and dinners
wind up on her hips
Alas, our Ole Crusty
AKA Crisco Kid
will have problems running
for a presidential bid
no matter which party
no matter the man
her dire diagnosis???
fat in the can
40 posted on
01/21/2003 12:19:20 AM PST by
stanz
To: stanz
Wow! Very good! For some music to read by
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43 posted on
01/21/2003 4:08:40 AM PST by
Howie
To: stanz; carlo3b; christie; nutmeg; Howie
That's wonderful, stanz!! Thankfully you didn't rhyme anything with ripple...
44 posted on
01/21/2003 4:20:40 AM PST by
jellybean
(The Clinton Legacy Cookbook- http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1979763521)
To: stanz; carlo3b
That's great, stanz!
61 posted on
01/21/2003 8:48:52 AM PST by
christie
To: stanz
Ole Crusty intrigues us
black pantsuits do hide
many bulges and ripples that fester inside
beneath those dank trousers
of cavernous size
are dimples of cellulite
upon massive thighs
We cannot but marvel
no matter how hard
this wretch can accumulate
all that gross lard
She eats double portions
The waitress she stiffs
Her breakfasts and dinners
wind up on her hips
Alas, our Ole Crusty
AKA Crisco Kid
will have problems running
for a presidential bid
no matter which party
no matter the man
her dire diagnosis???
fat in the can by stanz
ROTFLMAO!!!
70 posted on
01/21/2003 2:53:24 PM PST by
nutmeg
To: stanz; jellybean
Ole Crusty ...AKA Crisco KidBe respectful...she is now a SenaTURD!!
82 posted on
01/22/2003 7:02:38 AM PST by
carlo3b
(Tell your kids you love them today, tomorrow may be too late....)
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