[jellybean]

He'll have his hands full trying to put out the fires in this mix-up!!! It seems the the Jalepeños are now demanding the release of the Capsaicin irritants who were captured during "The Great Chile Wars" of the late '90's. The Scoville Index is now set at red alert!!!

[stanz]

RED ALERT RED ALERT.

Capsaicin rebels have stormed the compound and freed the irritants! Fighting in the Valley is said have reached major proportions. The Yellow Bells and their sympathizers, the Left Chicken Wing have called for a ceasefire claiming that The Scovill Index is a Right Chicken Wing conspiracy.