[Flashman_at_the_charge]

Ritter was on a ship with 100 girl guides when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced, "We’re sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Ritter asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "F*ck the children!"
Ritter looked around eagerly and said, "Do you think we have time?"

What's the difference between greyhound racing and Scott Ritter?
The greyhounds wait for the hare.

Have you heard about Scott Ritter's New Book?
It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

Why was Scott Ritter spotted at Old Navy?
He heard girls pants were half-off!

[Byron_the_Aussie]

...what's the difference between greyhound racing and Scott Ritter?

The greyhounds wait for the hare....

Haw haw. What scintillating wit.

You make Howard Stern sound like H.L. Mencken, Flashman_at_the_charge.