[Dan Day]

I think some of your "plates" have shifted.

You may not believe this, but tonight as I drove to the local Dairy Queen, I found myself behind a car bearing the bumper sticker:

SAVE THE OLD-GROWTH LITHOSPHERE
BAN SUBDUCTION!

I almost drove off the road laughing.

[Aracelis]

SAVE THE OLD-GROWTH LITHOSPHERE BAN SUBDUCTION!

REUNITE GONDWANALAND!

Ewww...on second thought, let's not.