Most lefties have big trouble with cowboys...I think they're vaquerophobes...they fear and despise individual freedom, so of course they must revile the cowboy.
May God bless and protect Dubya, that tall man in the saddle with the red dirt of West Texas on his boots...our First Cowboy.
Edet kovboy po prerii. Tut mimo strela: "Vzhzhzhik". Kovboy ne oborachivayas', ravnodushno: Apachi. (A cowboy rides along the prairie. An arrow flies by: "Zzzzip". Not even turning around, the cowboy indifferently says: Apaches.)
Edet kovboy po prerii dal'she. Tut mimo tomagavk proletaet, krutitsya. Kovboy ne oborachivayas', ravnodushno: - Gurony. (The cowboy rides further along the prairie. A tomahawk flies spinning by. Not even turning around, the cowboy indifferently says: Hurons.)
Edet dal'she. Tut mimo prezervativ prosvistel. Kovboy, ponukaya loshad', v dikoy panike krichit: GRUZINY!!! (He rides farther. A condom whistles by. The cowboy, jumping from his horse in a wild panic yells: GEORGIANS!!!)