You might title the dancing Goron with "I will stay here and dance until Free Republic meets its goals!"
Here is a great Goron one:
DAMN FREEPERS KEPT ME FROM BECOMING THE WORLD'S GREEN KING!
905 posted on 01/20/2003 11:48:30 PM PST by Grampa Dave
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