[sweetliberty]

"when you get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and can't go back to sleep until you check your "post to you" on FR"

I do that! LOL!

You know you're a FReeper if:

• You encourage family members to join FR to stay in touch.
• You introduce yourself using your FR screen name.
• You're on a dial-up connection and no one has been able to reach you by phone since 1998.
• There are FReepers in most of your dreams, even if you have no idea what they look like.
• You've considered calling in sick because it was the day you were being featured on FR's finest.
• When visiting friends and family in other states, you have to take care to spend at least as much time with them as with their computers.
• You check "new posts to you" before getting your coffee.
• You experience frequent stiffness in your mouse hand.
• You feel really sorry for people who think that CNN is a real news channel.

[Howlin]

When visiting friends and family in other states, you have to take care to spend at least as much time with them as with their computers.

OMG. Busted.

You experience frequent stiffness in your mouse hand.

Get a Logitech Marble.

You use this:

FR Pager when you're away from the computer!

[TigersEye]

You experience frequent stiffness in your mouse hand.

Duct tape and tongue depressors will help that.