How's this?:
Pleats are usually in the back.
Look, kilts were from the Roman times AT LEAST...considering men havent gone through a radical fashion change in some time, I think its WELL past due for a shakeup...and an item of clothing the conjures up the masculinity of the Scottish is exciting. Much better than the dowdy suits and hideous slacker items that are out there...at least there is some class and formality and simplicity involved in the kilt.
you can make fun of me all you like...to me, a woman, a kilt is sexy!