[Pilsner]

Hmm, you could hide a Glock or two under that thing....

How, with duct tape? Ouch!

Sgian Dhub (knife) goes in your sock, Glock goes in your sporran (belt pouch).

[Larry Lucido]

Sgian Dhub (knife) goes in your sock, Glock goes in your sporran (belt pouch).

Damn, I knew I had that backwards!

[Malacoda]

According to my dad, everyone knows that "sporran" is actually Gaelic for "ball protector."

(He and his parents are straight off the boat, from Clydesbank, Glasgow.)

And his invariable response to "what to Scootish men wear under their kilts?" is, "On a good day -- lipstick!"