[Anarchist]

I'm still waiting for the Italian government to send me a check for all the time my ancestors spent as Roman slaves.

[DWSUWF]

"...I'm still waiting for the Italian government to send me a check for all the time my ancestors spent as Roman slaves..."

There was a screw-up with the zip codes.

People with Post Office boxes will get theirs today, Those with business or street addresses will get them next Monday or Tuesday.

If you haven't got yours by Wednesday...

Well... That'll be a bad sign...