[tomkow6]

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only
about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop
writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said,
"Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked nazi. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for my having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse crap. He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a
third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused
him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a damn.



My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

[Bethbg79]

ROTFLOL!!!