Nudist travelers ready for takeoff

Miami Herald ^ | January 16, 2002 | INA PAIVA CORDLE

[HAL9000]

"In a nudist environment, everyone is the same."

I doubt it. Suppose Helen Thomas and Brittney Spears were on the nude flight. Are they "the same"?

[upchuck]

LOL!!!!

[jammer]

What a ripe thread! "It's not a safety issue.''

Yeah? This is my pistol, this is my gun . . . might get you arrested! This thread might go on all night.

[Centurion2000]

''Inappropriate behavior is not condoned,'' said James Bailey, who owns Castaways Travel with his wife, Donna Daniels. ``This is not a Mile High Club, not a bunch of groupies or anything. It's just a fun flight.

Dr Evil voice : RIIiiiiiiiiiight.

[apackof2]

''Nude etiquette always requests you take a towel -- you always have a towel between you and the seat,'' he said.

I will never look at my airplance seat the same way again, guess I'll be bringing my own towel on future flights

[DWSUWF]

"...''We have no regulations pertaining to nudity on board an aircraft,'' said spokeswoman Kathleen Bergen. ``It's not a safety issue.''..."

LOL!

Someone, somewhere will not rest until these 'nature lovers' have been whipped into submission...

[ken5050]

The pilots, no doubt, will seek out turbulence...

[steveo]

eeeech!

[Mike4Freedom]

Since they will be spending the week at a clothing optional resort as well, they will need no luggage, just the clothes on their back for the transfers and a carry on bag with money and suntan lotion.

This could be the solution to the baggage check requirements.

[sheik yerbouty]

Not even to the blind!

[steveo]

Think Airplane!

[sheik yerbouty]

A new meaning to "Fly United".

[Billthedrill]

Of course, sliding down an exit ramp nekkid to escape a flaming holocaust...not good...my luck, it'd be at O'Hare in a snowstorm...

[ErnBatavia]

I doubt it. Suppose Helen Thomas and Brittney Spears were on the nude flight. Are they "the same"?

We'd sure as hell find out if the pilot did one of those up/down/whoop-de-doo maneuvers that simulate weightlessness. Helen would probably enjoy her new perky look for a few seconds.

[My2Cents]

"That's definitely not a gun in your pocket, because you HAVE no pocket..."

[ErnBatavia]

You make the call for choosing your seatmate....

[swarthyguy]

careful with that seatbelt buckle.

[DWSUWF]

"...Helen would probably enjoy her new perky look for a few seconds..."

Perky?

Did you ever see 'Day of the Triffids'?

(Small, naked boy to his mother, sounds of aircraft in a death-dive in the background...)

"Mother... Are the pilots blind too?"

[ken5050]

Awesome film.....it actually needs to be watched in slo-mo..for some of the sight gags and the jokes happen sooooo fast, it's easy to miss.....my fav moment is the very small bit of dialogue in the cockpit between the hero and heroine..( and BTW whatever happened to her career, whatever her name is..Julie something?) they're about to land/crash, and they're taking about how they'd like to spend their last moments, and and she says......(I can't repeat it here)

[JoeSixPack1]

What does Helen Thomas have between her breasts that Britney Spears DOESN'T????
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Her Belly Button.