"They could save a lot of paper and ink by just saying, "20 demerits if you're a white guy." That wouldn't be politically correct, but it would be truthful." Isn't that the truth! It didn't help my daughter being female, (of course:) though. Of course, she would only fall under 1 of the criteria that you listed.
It's pretty hard to watch your child cry when they are rejected just for being 'white.' :(
I just heard Anne Compton say on WMAL that she heard Ted Kennedy had called Bush's statement "shameful" 10 minutes before Bush spoke.