Kids books that did'nt make it

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[Rebelbase]

Kids Books That Didn't Make It

1) You're Different -- And That's Bad 2) The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables 3) Robert: Dad's New Wife 4) Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share 5) The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 6) Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her 7) Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 8) All Cats Go to Hell 9) The Little Sissy That Snitched 10) Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends? 11) That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption. 12) Grandpa Gets a Casket 13) 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool 14) The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15) Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear 16) The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 17) Strangers Have the Best Candy 18) Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 19) You Were an Accident 20) Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 21) Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 22) Your Nightmares Are Real 23) Where Would You Like to be Buried? 24) You've Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown 25) Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from Your Nose"

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"I just had a little sister. I only really stopped wanting her dead 2 or 3 years ago."


Welcome to the club.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

"Johnny Visits The Morgue"

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Fun Things To Put On Your Toothbrush

Miss Manners Guide To Farting At Table

Miss Manners Guide To Squirming At Table

Miss Manners Guide To Sucking Through Straws

[MedicalMess]

And for a real sicky...

"How The Hampster Got Stuck In Dad's Belly"

A sequel to the book,

"The Potato That Got In The Wrong Way"

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

"101 Uses for Broken Glass"

[sonserae]

You are making me laugh so hard my eyes are watering!

[WarmLiquidGhoo]

1)Simple Recipes From Gum Stuck Under the Table 2)Rover Licks His Privates 3)Annie and the School Janitor 4)Fun With Sulfuric Acid 5)Danny Dodges a Dodge

[Publius6961]

BUMP

[MedicalMess]

How about...

"Running Safely With Sizzors"

"Exploring The Use of a Loaded Firearm"

"1001 Uses For a Homemade Guillotine"

"Punch First Then Run"

"1001 Uses For The BackYard Garden Hose"

"I Can Climb Higher Than You"

"Don't Play With The Blood In The Gutter"

"Shooting Squirrels in Populated Neighborhoods"

"Your First Pipebomb"

"What To Do With The Stuff You Just Stole"

"How To Get The Whole Class To Vomit"

"101 Ways To Ruin The Finish On Your Dad's New Car"

"1001 Excuses To Get Out Of School"

"White Mice And The Blender"

"The Snake I Brought Home To Mommy"

"Wading In Swamps and Toxic Dumps"

"Catching Fish Down At The Dump"

"Meeting New Friends At The Dump"

"Diseases I Caught At The Dump"

"101 Uses For Urine"

"Cayenne Pepper On The Dogs Nose And Other Dirty Tricks To Play On Small Animals and Children"

"Capturing and Playing With Fleas"

"Various Forms of Crabs In Mommies Bed"

"How To Behave When You Have Crapped On Yourself"

"Other Inventive Uses of Drinking Straws"

"Why Everything I Own Is Better Than Anything You Own"

"Playing Doctor With Your Friends"

"How to Grossout Your Teacher"

"How to Backtalk to the Principal"

"How to Screech Your Fingernails On The Blackboard For Maximum Effect"

"Experiments In Holding Your Breath"

"All the Different Things That Can Be Smoked"

"Cheap Highs and Aerosol Cans"

"It's Not Graffiti, It's Art"

"Drugs And My Best Friend"

"Fast Foods For Fast Health"

"Stunting Your Growth With Steroids"

"How I Became a Circus Midget"

"Stoning Ducks at Grandma's Pond"

"Firecrackers and Fishing in Grandma's Pond"

"What We Can Learn From Hallucinations"

"Tripwires For Fun And Gags In Your Home"

"Cherrybombs, Clay and Glass"

"Mousetraps And The Neighbors Dog"

"Digging Your Own Well In The Backyard"

"Skyscrapper Tree Houses"

"Things That Mommy and Daddy Keep From Me"

"Social Subversion Through Children Education"

"How to Pis*off Friends and Relatives"

"The Bombshelter In The Basement Floor"

"Sighting In Your New BB Gun With The Help Of A Sibling"

"Other Uses For Grandma's Diabetic Syringes"

"Playing Army in Storm Drains"

"Creativity With Acid and Fingerpaints"

[Rainbow Rising]

"Little Women Who Used To Be Little Men"

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Can't you think of a couple more?

[CounterCounterCulture]

[CounterCounterCulture]

One more...
Wilbur is a cannibal

[Rebelbase]

LOL! Very nice.

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL, I like the first one:

1) You're Different -- And That's Bad

[CounterCounterCulture]

Another one that didn't make the cut...
Big Book of Illegal Immigrants

[CounterCounterCulture]

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL!!!

[CounterCounterCulture]

Another banned book...for obvious reasons...
A day at the barn with [MYSTERY GUEST]

And the last one...hopefully
You're screwed
(Another Sesame Street production...WARNING...F-BOMB DROPPED HERE!)