[Badray]

"Yeah, I tend to use obscenities when I'm dealing with people too stupid to figure out how to pour urine out of a boot--even when they're told the instructions are printed on the heel."

With all the pissing in boots that you must deal with, be careful about whose boots you lick. But then maybe you like that taste.

[Poohbah]

After the IRS seizes everything you own and sends you to prison, you're going to be doing the bootlicking, bubba.