[Bernard Marx]

Problem is, I'm old enough to remember the ORIGINAL Burma Shave signs. They were a great relief to kids who tired of long road trips at 40-50 m.p.h. tops -- downhill.

[nopardons]

That's NO problem; the original Burma Shave signs were around so long, that I saw them on family road trips too and you could be almost any age to have seen them. :-)