USO Canteen FReeper Style~ Sunday Chapel ~ January 12 2003

USO Canteen Chaplin grantswank

[Soaring Feather]

Subject: Explain God to the tune of "Andy Walks With Me!"



Thank you, Snow Bunny!

[Alouette]

Both the graphic and the prayer are from Alouette

I created the graphic but the prayer is a traditional one, recited in the synagogue for the security and success of the country in which one resides. Although normally recited in Hebrew, it is sometimes repeated in the local language so that everyone who happens to be listening may understand and take part.

[MeekOneGOP]

It's SNOWING in Dallas !!

First time this season we've seen snow...

Radar Loop for Dallas via Intellicast.com

[headsonpikes]

Bump your #2.

God bless our troops.

[southerngrit]

Thank you for the kind words.

Prayer is a source of strength for me, and I am living testimony that God DOES indeed hear our prayers, even those we aren't always conscious we are making.

If you have faith, prayer is as natural as breathing.

There are no hard and fast rules regarding prayer. I don't believe God gives us a 'grade' depending upon how eloquent we are, rather, I believe that He sees what is in our heart, and responds accordingly.

That being said, for me there is nothing quite as comforting as joining with other believers in prayer. It is a soothing balm to a troubled soul.

Thank you so much for providing spiritual guidance.

God Bless You.

[SevenofNine]

Good morning Canteen members and lurkers

WELLL remember ole Colonal Quadry of Libya the dude got punk by Reagan well according to sun drenched nobody cycles of Newsweek he provided some intellgence secrets for US against Al Quada network reform your imagine COLONAL NICE TRY HONEY I don't believe you


Also Sky News just report that Israeli settler got whack by Paleterstin gunman in Jenin just happen half hour ago

HEY I got online give me chance check out emails LOL!

Also overnite according to BBC news there is report IDF tanks has move BACK INTO Gaza strip AGAIN after three Palenserin girls throw rocks at IDF soldiers and one of solders kinda shot and kill one of girls who was egg on by their male relatives

OH MAN when PLO Miltants start hiding behind little girls COME ON

[Bethbg79]

I love you mom.

Thank you for your guidance and prayers, but most of all, Thank you for my life.

[grantswank]

terrific!

i look forward to your humor gift each sunday, tomkow6. keep it up, bro. sure is needful in the world we live in!

chap grant

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[grantswank]

"andy walks with me" reminds of the kid telling his mom after sunday schol that the teacher taught them a song entitled, "'glady,' the crossed-eyed bear."

go figure. smart kid, eh?

thank you, GOD, for the gift of humor. it surely did not come from the devil, right? right!

chap grant

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[grantswank]

yepper. and vice versa on the thanks u's. for sure.

yes yes yes.

chap grant

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[grantswank]

much 'preciation for 'the call to prayer.'

right on! amen.

chap grant

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[southerngrit]

You have FReepmail.

[Dubya]

This is soooo Great.---

TIME GETS BETTER WITH AGE

I learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night".

Age 5
I learned that our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli either.

Age 7
I learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing and wave back.

Age 9
I learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up again.

Age 12
I learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.

Age 14
I learned that although it's hard to admit it, I'm secretly glad my parents are strict with me.

Age 15
I learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice.

Age 24
I learned that brushing my child's hair is one of life's great pleasures.

Age 26
I learned that wherever I go, the world's worst drivers have followed me there.

Age 29
I learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

Age 30
I learned that there are people who love you dearly but just don't know how to show it.

Age 42
I learned that you can make some one's day by simply sending them a little note.

Age 44
I learned that the greater a person's sense of guilt, the greater his or her need to cast blame on others.

Age 46
I learned that children and grandparents are natural allies.

Age 47
I learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

Age 48
I learned that singing "Amazing Grace" can lift my spirits for hours.

Age 49
I learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.

Age 50
I learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

Age 51
I learned that keeping a vegetable garden is worth a medicine cabinet full of pills.

Age 52
I learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you miss them terribly after they die.

Age 53
I learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life.

Age 58
I learned that if you want to do something positive for your children, work to improve your marriage.

Age 61
I learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.

Age 62
I learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catchers mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.

Age 64
I learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on your family, the needs of others, your work, meeting new people, and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you.

Age 65
I learned that whenever I decide something with kindness, I usually make the right decision.

Age 66
I learned that everyone can use a prayer.

Age 72
I learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

Age 82
I learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love that human touch-holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.

Age 90
I learned that I still have a lot to learn.

Age 92
I learned that you should pass this on to someone you care about. Sometimes they just need a little something to make them smile.

[grantswank]

this has to be one of the most insightful posts goin'.

tanx.

[deadhead]

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AND VETERANS

Hello to all!!!
~~~Colleen~~~