Well, you do have that image of authority and respect look to ya. Maybe it's the bullhorn?
Here's a better thought, though....Maybe she's a FReeper!!! WOO-HOO!!!
Come to think of it, I have seen her drive by on more than one occaision giving a smile and a wave. Our conversation with her afterwards was very genuine concerning this matter. I would like to post the details, but prudence advises otherweise. Who knows, she just may be a freeper.