Yeah, our kids are grown, so my wife decided to keep a hound dog puppy that we found in the woods, so we could have a baby in the house. 'Course Fiona chewed a hole in the couch, which a real baby wouldn't do.
But seriously, we have been happily married for 28 years. She is a good person, pretty too.
'Course Fiona chewed a hole in the couch, which a real baby wouldn't do. My Tom (6), 10 teeth at 8 months, gnawed all our wood furniture so it looks like we had rats.
Then our Sally (2) undid the seams on the sofa. The new sofa ...
Maybe a puppy would be less trouble, or at least grow out of it faster? :-)
I need to go to bed already, before Bubba expects to be fed again. All of y'all go make more conservative babies!