[F16Fighter]

"Many psychiatrists state unequivocally that one's need to control others may stem from premature potty training. The term is 'anal retentive.' If the shoe fits..."

Hey Maxy -- purse your lips...insert oral-fixated "object" (remind yourself it's only a cigarette)...and inhale...

[Max McGarrity]

Hey, anal-retentive pseudo-man, what business is it of yours what the hell I do?