[plain talk]

Mr. Gavin, "I don't know, but I'll check and get back to you on that."

[ Next Day ] Mr. Gavin, "Well I checked and found out that he participated in 14 cross-burnings, 3 lynchings and one episode where the unfortunate fella was drug behind a pick-up truck. Any other questions?

[Enterprise]

Just one more question. Was it a Ford or a Chevy Pickup Truck? Me and the boys got a jug 'o moonshine bet on it.

[maro]

But he swears that he thought they were all Communists! What a maroon; he's got to go.