[elbucko]

Say, can you spare an asbestos umbrella? ;^)

Actually, I just get blank stares when I put forth that canard.

[Wombat101]

Ever notice that those women who complain loudly about men and denigrate them are usually the ones that can't get men in the first place? And even if they did get one, he probably regretted the decision in a heartbeat and became instantly resolved to avoid said harpy like a deadly disease?

Someone has a huge case of penis envy because she hasn't seen one up close and personal for about a deacde, methinks.