[Mr. Bird]

The max was 6 months, and I doubt that would have been satisfactory to anyone either. Just a bit of O.J. karma comin' round. Similar escapes from justice happen every day, just not with federal agents or football hall of famers.

[Fred Mertz]

He could have faced 30 years in prison if a jury had convicted him of DUI manslaughter in November. But jurors cleared the former agent of the most serious charges -- convicting him only of six misdemeanors.

I wish I'd sat on that jury.