What? You don't like my tag lines?
My tag lines are the best tag lines in all Iraq! I'm afraid I'll have to have you shot.
By the way, have you seen my Spongebob Squarepants tub toy? I've been looking for it ever since Wednesday....
All the best.
Your bestest buddy,
Saddam
And even if tag lines started out as an invention of Iraqi or Mordor, I have to admit that some folks around here do make pretty good use of them!