LOL!
Why stop with beloved family pets?
Institute a 'scoring system' that will allow these obtuse, burr-headed boneheads to quantify their sophomoric flights of cowardly paranoia on a checklist.
Anyone scoring over 50 un-good-suspicious-non-compliant points is selected for termination.
Mount a couple of miniguns on the roof of their cruiser and you have the means to dispense good-quick-road-justice to the evil not-good-citizens.
Don't just kiss the jackboot, Herr Mulder!... LICK it!
If they did that, the bootlicking contingent would still be supporting the bastards.
I'm convinced that about 1/3rd of the American people (sheeple) would tolerate full strip searches everywhere they went, accompanied by "nightstick treatment" for those that smarted off to the cops.