[RLK]

Oh, if only you, RLK, with your blinding intellect, leadership qualities, and general air of optimism, were President!

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I'm too honest and serious to qualify for the job.

[Miss Marple]

I'm too honest and serious to qualify for the job.

Also, you are too humble.

[richardtavor]

After reading your article "The American Mind in Denial", I have concluded that you are definitely serious.

[AmishDude]

I'm too honest and serious to qualify for the job.

And humble, don't forget humble.