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The Arrakis Street Journal | January 7, 2003 | Paul Atreides

Posted on 01/07/2003 7:41:16 PM PST by Paul Atreides

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To: ErnBatavia
Hillary says: "If it weren't for the camera man over there, your 'nads would be lodged in your windpipe."
41 posted on 01/07/2003 9:35:43 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
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To: Paul Atreides
"I am called 'Pandora'*... open this."
42 posted on 01/07/2003 9:38:35 PM PST by TheGrimReaper (*B!tch)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
It actually means "The shortening of the way".
43 posted on 01/07/2003 9:42:20 PM PST by sheik yerbouty
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To: Paul Atreides
"You realize, Paul, that I am "The Bride of Satan!"
44 posted on 01/07/2003 9:43:01 PM PST by sheik yerbouty
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To: chance33_98
Here's what's really in the box:

Bill and Hillary were married for 40 years. When they first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise to never look in it".

In all their 40 years of marriage Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and looked inside the box. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $1,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why.

That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and then confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the cans in the box?"

Bill thought for a while and said," I guess that after all these years you deserve the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you (and had an improper relationship) I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."

Hillary was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened, but I guess that after all those years away from home and on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not bad considering the years." They hugged and made their peace.

A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "Why do you have all that money in the box?"

Bill answered," Whenever the box filled with empties, I cashed them in."

45 posted on 01/07/2003 9:45:54 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
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To: Paul Atreides
YOU JUST SO TOTALLY RUINED THAT MOVIE FOR ME.
46 posted on 01/07/2003 9:46:34 PM PST by Centurion2000
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To: sheik yerbouty
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in Little Rock wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for Bill Clinton, who sits calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey,don't you know who I am?"

Bill says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"

Bill says, "Nope. Sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?"

Bill says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

47 posted on 01/07/2003 9:49:26 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
LOL!
48 posted on 01/07/2003 9:49:30 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: ErnBatavia
how random. rotflmao.
49 posted on 01/07/2003 9:50:00 PM PST by I'm ALL Right!
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
ROFLMAO! That's pretty close to the truth!
50 posted on 01/07/2003 10:00:14 PM PST by sheik yerbouty
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To: ErnBatavia
This ain't sexy ?
51 posted on 01/08/2003 12:10:33 AM PST by sushiman
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To: Paul Atreides
..'Dr. LAURA Considers Presidential Run'..

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2002/6/1/181159.shtml


Yep, thats the truth! Poor Dr. Laura finds out what happens when you cross Hillary's path. I admire Dr. Laura and listened closely to her radio show this week, when she returned from the holiday break to see how she is doing after the horrible murder of her mother.

I hope she can maintain her grit and stand up to the Clintons who she defines as Perverse when and if she takes a public stand against a Hillary Presidential Run!

If at that time, the Media pounds on Dr. Laura for her mother's murder...

We'll know the TRUTH.

SOMEONE wanted to shame Dr. Laura into submission.
52 posted on 01/08/2003 12:47:41 AM PST by Joy Angela
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To: Paul Atreides
LOL ! I'll hafta come back to this one!...
53 posted on 01/08/2003 3:23:16 AM PST by MeekOneGOP
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To: Paul Atreides
That all I need, the image of Hillary with the GOM Jabbar at the US's jugular!! LOL
54 posted on 01/08/2003 5:17:45 AM PST by Leto
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To: Leto

55 posted on 01/08/2003 6:25:59 AM PST by sushiman
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To: Paul Atreides

Separated at birth?...

56 posted on 01/08/2003 9:10:04 AM PST by MeekOneGOP
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