[Bedford Forrest]

"nancy-boy Canadians."

Roger that, Mark. A real bunch of puling, mincing sods in our Northern Economic Dependencies. Except Alberta. Step on board, Alberta and send the rest of those wankers off to Meech Lake.

[Sender]

Of course, in reality there is nothing at all "nancy" about Canadians. Nevertheless, they excel at presenting all sorts of illusions of nanciness, and seem oblivious to it.

Take for example, the exceedingly fine and deadly troops of "Princess Patricia's Light Infantry". Say no more! Nudge, nudge.